President Trump To Undergo Complete Physical Performed By Dr. Nicholas Riviera
The White House has confirmed that President Trump will undergo a medical evaluation this coming week to address concerns that he has health problems. The thorough physical will be performed by a Dr....
View ArticleConservative Group To Target Hallmark’s Sympathetic Black Friends & Single...
After sucessfully forcing Hallmark to pull ads featuring a lesbian couple from its channel, a Conservative group says it next plans to target the traditional formula of Hallmark movies which contains...
View ArticleTrump Grants Pardons To Walter White And Harvey Dent
President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his...
View ArticleMike Bloomberg And Rod Blagojevich To Star In New CBS Sitcom OWNED
CBS executives have announced an exciting new sitcom featuring Mike Bloomberg and Rod Blagojevich to be rushed into production called ‘OWNED’. They expect it to be rapidly embraced by the viewing...
View ArticleWendy Bell Kills Old Person Live On Air To Jump-Start Economy
Local radio personality and African-American-career-development-expert Wendy Bell has stirred up controversy yet again by saying the damage to the economy due to the coronavirus shutdown is not worth...
View ArticleKim Jong Un Explains Long Absence “HBO GO was free last month”
Following rampant speculation that he was in a vegetative state or even dead, Kim Jong Un has returned to public life after being seen opening a fertilizer plant. The ruthless despot explained the...
View Article‘Coronavirus Task Force’ Renewed For Another Season Following Fan Outrage...
Fans of ‘Coronavirus Task Force’ have reason to celebrate today as the White House announced the popular show is to be renewed despite an earlier decision to cancel it. Executive producer Donald J...
View ArticleFOX NEWS To Air Newly Discovered Footage Documenting Jesus’s Time On Earth
In exciting news for Christians everywhere, the FOX News channel is to air a stunning newly discovered documentary on the life of Jesus Christ. Comprised in large part of amazing ‘found footage’...
View ArticleWhite House Calls For Immediate Moratorium On Big Brother Evictions
In a dramatic announcement, the White House has announced an urgent effort to prevent a ‘terrible tsumani of evictions’ predicted in the coming weeks and months. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany...
View ArticleWTAE To Let Pair Of Dice Forecast The Weather Tonight
With Pittsburgh wondering exactly what happened to the predicted afternoon freezing rain conditions that prompted widespread closings today, local station WTAE said it was switching up its forecasting...
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